Sober In The Morning

A woman once – correctly – accused Churchill of being drunk. There are different versions of his reply but the one usually quoted is: “And you, madam, are ugly. But in the morning, I shall be sober”

That line is the basis of this tee. Next time someone accuses you of being drunk, just think of Churchill’s words. You don’t have to say anything, your reply is already staring them in the face.

And what a face.