Nowadays people are pretty open about there dating preferences. Different styles of sexuality are generally accepted by most civilised people. However all these different styles of coupling can produce problems – how do we know who might be worth chatting up?

These t shirt designs will help you avoid the embarrassment of being hit on by the wrong gender. The design sends a clear signal as to your choice of partner and should avoid some of those unfortunate misunderstandings. And the flip side is that the message will also be visible to those people you do want to attract.

As always these tees are available to but in a variety of styles and colours for both men and women.

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T shirts and music go together like… well, like two things that go together very well. Some types of music absolutely cry out to be worn; Death Metal is one of these genres.

This T shirt is simple and direct, the way death metal fans like it. The words themselves are accompanied by a grinning skull, all in glorious red.

As usual this t shirt is available to buy online for men and women in a variety of styles and colours. Essential black is the obvious choice, although the design also looks surprisingly good on simple white.

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The wonders of beer. Not only does it help other people to look good, it also makes us more friendly, loving human beings.

Well, sometimes. Certainly I can (vaguely) remember many nights when after a few beers people have been hugging each other and telling them that “You’re my beshtist mate you is”. In case you’re slurring your words too badly by that stage of the evening, let this tee design say it for you!

As usual this T shirt is available to buy online in a variety of styles and colours for both men and women.

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Beer. It’s wonderful stuff. Sometimes it even seems to have magical properties. One of the most interesting is that drinking a few pints often makes other people look attractive.

Celebrate this wonder of nature with this tee design: four pints, then I’ll look good! If you’re lucky you’ll get people telling you that you do indeed look good. If you’re even luckier they might tell you so before they’ve had four pints!

As always this T Shirt is available to buy in a variety of styles and colours for men and women.

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Here’s a fun design to wear for a night out at the pub, a party or anywhere else.

If you’re feeling hot and horny and looking to pull, what’s the point of hiding it? Let the world know how you feel with this Sex Drive T Shirt – the meter is up in the red danger zone! Tonight could be somebody’s lucky night.

Available to buy in a variety of styles for men and women.

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The unravelling of the human genome has been one of the great scientific advances of recent decades. We now know the genetic basis of many aspects of human nature.

Perhaps one day scientists will find a genetic basis for behaviour such as getting drunk, embarrassing ourselves and generally doing annoying stuff.

Well, we can dream. In the meantime, why not just go ahead and blame your DNA for every stupid thing you do?

This T shirt is available to buy in a variety of style and colours for men, women and – of course – kids.

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Ladies: What do you think about so-called “Pick Up Artists” (PUAs)? Yeah, that’s what I thought.

They’re often guys who’ve bought The Game by Neil Strauss, joined a few forums and now think they’re God’s gift to women. All they have to do is make a few moves and you’ll fall into bed with them.

Give these guys notice that you’re not interested in playing their games by wearing this “No PUA” T shirt design. Of course some of them will just see this as a challenge – which is when you can really start having fun!

Available to buy in a variety of colours and sizes.

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This t shirt features another original piece of art from evilcheesescientist. It shows a skeleton in party mood complete with bottle of something (probably alcoholic) and lit cigarette. Clearly being dead is no reason to stop having fun. The booze and fags can’t harm you once you’re dead.

Of course it could well have been the booze and fags that killed him, but them’s the breaks.

Available to buy in white for both men and women. Also on other items including – of course – beer glasses.

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The title really says it all here – although I think we all know the answer!

This design is a modification of the famous soliloquy from William Shakespeare’s Hamlet. Only a few words have been changed but it’s enough to make this an ideal shirt for a party.

The scanning of the last lines gave me a little trouble but I think the result works. The original was “And by opposing end them”. My version is “And by boozing forget them”, which works if you pronounce it “And by boozing forget them”.

Although by the end of the party most people will be lucky if they can manage “by booshing fur get forget what? Yourmy beshtmate youare”

Buy To Drink or Not To Drink Hamlet Tee or buy the design on a beer glass.

Here’s a tee that’s both funny and flirty.

It shows a To Do list of the sort most people have. Except that this list contains the seven deadly sins. Four of the seven have already been ticked off as accomplished – today’s obviously been both productive.

So what’s next on the list? Ah yes, lust. Perhaps the question should be “Who’s next on the list?”

This could be an interesting conversation starter at the right sort of party. Who knows where it might lead.

As always you can customize the shirt in a variety of colours and styles.

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