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No Men / No Women T Shirts

trevor — Sat, 29 May 2010 08:02:04 +0000

Nowadays people are pretty open about there dating preferences. Different styles of sexuality are generally accepted by most civilised people. However all these different styles of coupling can produce problems – how do we know who might be worth chatting up?

These t shirt designs will help you avoid the embarrassment of being hit on by the wrong gender. The design sends a clear signal as to your choice of partner and should avoid some of those unfortunate misunderstandings. And the flip side is that the message will also be visible to those people you do want to attract.

Click below to see the full selection of colours and styles available to buy online:

For Women – No Men Light T Shirt
For Women – No Women Light T Shirt

For Men – No Women – Light T Shirt
For Men – No Men – Light T Shirt

Death Metal Skull Tee

trevor — Sun, 28 Mar 2010 10:06:39 +0000

T shirts and music go together like… well, like two things that go together very well. Some types of music absolutely cry out to be worn; Death Metal is one of these genres.

This T shirt is simple and direct, the way death metal fans like it. The words themselves are accompanied by a grinning skull, all in glorious red.

As usual this t shirt is available to buy online for men and women in a variety of styles and colours. Essential black is the obvious choice, although the design also looks surprisingly good on simple white.

Click below to see the full selection of colours and styles available to buy online:
For Men – Dark T Shirt
For Men – Light T Shirt

For Women – Dark T Shirt
For Women – Light T Shirt

Beshtist Mate T Shirt

trevor — Thu, 25 Mar 2010 07:27:24 +0000

The wonders of beer. Not only does it help other people to look good, it also makes us more friendly, loving human beings.

Well, sometimes. Certainly I can (vaguely) remember many nights when after a few beers people have been hugging each other and telling them that “You’re my beshtist mate you is”. In case you’re slurring your words too badly by that stage of the evening, let this tee design say it for you!

Click below to see the full selection of colours and styles available to buy online:
For Men – Dark T Shirt
For Men – Light T Shirt

For Women – Dark T Shirt
For Women – Light T Shirt

Four Pints, Look Good T Shirt

trevor — Wed, 24 Mar 2010 20:53:48 +0000

Beer. It’s wonderful stuff. Sometimes it even seems to have magical properties. One of the most interesting is that drinking a few pints often makes other people look attractive.

Celebrate this wonder of nature with this tee design: four pints, then I’ll look good! If you’re lucky you’ll get people telling you that you do indeed look good. If you’re even luckier they might tell you so before they’ve had four pints!

Click below to see the full selection of colours and styles available to buy online:
For Men – Dark T Shirt
For Men – Light T Shirt

For Women – Dark T Shirt
For Women – Light T Shirt

Sex Drive T Shirt

trevor — Fri, 04 Sep 2009 07:57:57 +0000

Here’s a fun design to wear for a night out at the pub, a party or anywhere else.

If you’re feeling hot and horny and looking to pull, what’s the point of hiding it? Let the world know how you feel with this Sex Drive T Shirt – the meter is up in the red danger zone!

Tonight could be somebody’s lucky night.

Click below to see the full selection of colours and styles available to buy online:
For Men – Dark T Shirt
For Men – Light T Shirt

For Women – Dark T Shirt
For Women – Light T Shirt

Don’t Blame Me, It’s Genetic

trevor — Mon, 31 Aug 2009 09:03:14 +0000

The unravelling of the human genome has been one of the great scientific advances of recent decades. We now know the genetic basis of many aspects of human nature.

Perhaps one day scientists will find a genetic basis for behaviour such as getting drunk, embarrassing ourselves and generally doing annoying stuff.

Well, we can dream. In the meantime, why not just go ahead and blame your DNA for every stupid thing you do?

Click below to see the full selection of colours and styles available to buy online:
For Men – Dark T Shirt
For Men – Light T Shirt

For Women – Dark T Shirt
For Women – Light T Shirt

No Pick Up Artists T Shirt

trevor — Sun, 30 Aug 2009 15:33:41 +0000

Ladies: What do you think about so-called “Pick Up Artists” (PUAs)? Yeah, that’s what I thought.

They’re often guys who’ve bought The Game by Neil Strauss, joined a few forums and now think they’re God’s gift to women. All they have to do is make a few moves and you’ll fall into bed with them.

Give these guys notice that you’re not interested in playing their games by wearing this “No PUA” T shirt design. Of course some of them will just see this as a challenge – which is when you can really start having fun!

Click below to see the full selection of colours and styles available to buy online:
For Women – Dark T Shirt
For Women – Light T Shirt

Party Skeleton T Shirt

trevor — Tue, 21 Jul 2009 12:07:02 +0000

This t shirt features another original piece of art from evilcheesescientist. It shows a skeleton in party mood complete with bottle of something (probably alcoholic) and lit cigarette. Clearly being dead is no reason to stop having fun. The booze and fags can’t harm you once you’re dead.

Of course it could well have been the booze and fags that killed him, but them’s the breaks.

Available to buy on white for both men and women. Also on other items including – of course – beer mugs.

Click below to see the full selection of colours and styles available to buy online:
For Men – Light T Shirt

For Women – Light T Shirt

Lust Next T Shirt

trevor — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 16:06:03 +0000

Here’s a tee that’s both funny and flirty.

It shows a To Do list of the sort most people have. Except that this list contains the seven deadly sins. Four of the seven have already been ticked off as accomplished – today’s obviously been both productive.

So what’s next on the list? Ah yes, lust. Perhaps the question should be “Who’s next on the list?”

This could be an interesting conversation starter at the right sort of party. Who knows where it might lead.

Click below to see the full selection of colours and styles available to buy online:
For Men – Dark T Shirt
For Men – Light T Shirt

For Women – Dark T Shirt
For Women – Light T Shirt

Sober In The Morning

trevor — Sat, 11 Jul 2009 10:20:21 +0000

I do like a good putdown. This one is attributed to Winston Churchill.

A woman once – correctly – accused Churchill of being drunk. There are different versions of his reply but the one usually quoted is: “And you, madam, are ugly. But in the morning, I shall be sober”

That line is the basis of this tee. Next time someone accuses you of being drunk, just think of Churchill’s words. You don’t have to say anything, your reply is already staring them in the face.

And what a face.

Click below to see the full selection of colours and styles available to buy online:
For Men – Dark T Shirt
For Men – Light T Shirt

For Women – Dark T Shirt
For Women – Light T Shirt