Nowadays people are pretty open about there dating preferences. Different styles of sexuality are generally accepted by most civilised people. However all these different styles of coupling can produce problems – how do we know who might be worth chatting up?

These t shirt designs will help you avoid the embarrassment of being hit on by the wrong gender. The design sends a clear signal as to your choice of partner and should avoid some of those unfortunate misunderstandings. And the flip side is that the message will also be visible to those people you do want to attract.

As always these tees are available to but in a variety of styles and colours for both men and women.

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Here’s a nice response to all those twitterers out there – tell them they can go tweet your shorts!

OK, it’s an obvious joke. But it’s also a bit cleverer than that. Tweets can only be 140 characters long. So they’re “short”. As in “shorts”. As in “Tweet My Shorts”. Geddit?

As always this T Shirt design is available to buy in a variety of colours and styles for men and women. On black here the text is in a nice twitty blue.

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What is it that makes the Mona Lisa so special? Artists and scientists have been arguing about that for centuries. Suffice to say that hers is one of the instantly recognised faces in the history of the world.

In fact the Mona Lisa is so special that you can even recognise her when the design is stripped right down to basics as in this minimalist T shirt design. You can still recognise her if we go even further andinvert her face to black on white! That’s one special woman.

As usual these tees are available in a variety of styles and colours for men and women.

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See also: Inverted Mona Lisa T Shirt

T shirts and music go together like… well, like two things that go together very well. Some types of music absolutely cry out to be worn; Death Metal is one of these genres.

This T shirt is simple and direct, the way death metal fans like it. The words themselves are accompanied by a grinning skull, all in glorious red.

As usual this t shirt is available to buy online for men and women in a variety of styles and colours. Essential black is the obvious choice, although the design also looks surprisingly good on simple white.

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The wonders of beer. Not only does it help other people to look good, it also makes us more friendly, loving human beings.

Well, sometimes. Certainly I can (vaguely) remember many nights when after a few beers people have been hugging each other and telling them that “You’re my beshtist mate you is”. In case you’re slurring your words too badly by that stage of the evening, let this tee design say it for you!

As usual this T shirt is available to buy online in a variety of styles and colours for both men and women.

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Beer. It’s wonderful stuff. Sometimes it even seems to have magical properties. One of the most interesting is that drinking a few pints often makes other people look attractive.

Celebrate this wonder of nature with this tee design: four pints, then I’ll look good! If you’re lucky you’ll get people telling you that you do indeed look good. If you’re even luckier they might tell you so before they’ve had four pints!

As always this T Shirt is available to buy in a variety of styles and colours for men and women.

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The smiley design has been with us for decades – and it still irritates me! This tee is one of my ways of subverting that cheerful yellow face.

In this case the smiley has been incorporated into a grinning skull image. Is it still cheerful? Or is it gothic and dark? That probably depends on your taste and your sense of humour.

As usual this shirt is available in a variety of colours and styles for men and women. Personally I prefer basic black, however red also works well to enhance the yellow.

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Are you a patriotic Brit who loves your country? Are you a visitor to the UK who likes what they see here? Then show how you feel with this T Shirt.

This tee design is a variation of the well known “I heart…” formula. However instead of being plain old red the heart shape incorporates the Union Jack (please, let’s not have any arguments about whether or not it’s a “Union Jack” or “Union Flag” when on a T Shirt!)

Available in black and white for both men and women.

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Vampires are hot – whether they sparkle or not!

Have you given your heart to the creatures of the night? Or would you just like to declare your love of vamps? Then take a look at this design which features a red heart incorporated into the word “vampire”.

Available to buy for both men and women in pure white, midnight black and many other colours and styles.

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Here’s one for the mathematicians out there: show everyone you’re number e to the minus i pi. Or, as mere mortals would say, number one!

Not only is this design a great conversation starter (”What the f*!% does that mean?”), it’s also a way of recognising fellow fans of recreational mathematics.

As always this design is available to buy in a variety of colours and designs for men and women – as well as for youngsters who’ve already caught the maths bug.

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