Here’s a nice response to all those twitterers out there – tell them they can go tweet your shorts!

OK, it’s an obvious joke. But it’s also a bit cleverer than that. Tweets can only be 140 characters long. So they’re “short”. As in “shorts”. As in “Tweet My Shorts”. Geddit?

As always this T Shirt design is available to buy in a variety of colours and styles for men and women. On black here the text is in a nice twitty blue.

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The wonders of beer. Not only does it help other people to look good, it also makes us more friendly, loving human beings.

Well, sometimes. Certainly I can (vaguely) remember many nights when after a few beers people have been hugging each other and telling them that “You’re my beshtist mate you is”. In case you’re slurring your words too badly by that stage of the evening, let this tee design say it for you!

As usual this T shirt is available to buy online in a variety of styles and colours for both men and women.

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Beer. It’s wonderful stuff. Sometimes it even seems to have magical properties. One of the most interesting is that drinking a few pints often makes other people look attractive.

Celebrate this wonder of nature with this tee design: four pints, then I’ll look good! If you’re lucky you’ll get people telling you that you do indeed look good. If you’re even luckier they might tell you so before they’ve had four pints!

As always this T Shirt is available to buy in a variety of styles and colours for men and women.

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The smiley design has been with us for decades – and it still irritates me! This tee is one of my ways of subverting that cheerful yellow face.

In this case the smiley has been incorporated into a grinning skull image. Is it still cheerful? Or is it gothic and dark? That probably depends on your taste and your sense of humour.

As usual this shirt is available in a variety of colours and styles for men and women. Personally I prefer basic black, however red also works well to enhance the yellow.

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Here’s one for the mathematicians out there: show everyone you’re number e to the minus i pi. Or, as mere mortals would say, number one!

Not only is this design a great conversation starter (”What the f*!% does that mean?”), it’s also a way of recognising fellow fans of recreational mathematics.

As always this design is available to buy in a variety of colours and designs for men and women – as well as for youngsters who’ve already caught the maths bug.

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Fast food is a fact of modern life and most of us indulge from time to time. Some of it’s actually quite good but some… isn’t.

This t shirt design is a humorous take on the less impressive end of the fast food spectrum. The ingredients from the witches’ brew in Macbeth are just crying out for the addition of “large fries”. Chuck them in the cauldron and stir along with everything else!

Available to buy in a variety of styles and colours for men and women.

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Here’s a fun design to wear for a night out at the pub, a party or anywhere else.

If you’re feeling hot and horny and looking to pull, what’s the point of hiding it? Let the world know how you feel with this Sex Drive T Shirt – the meter is up in the red danger zone! Tonight could be somebody’s lucky night.

Available to buy in a variety of styles for men and women.

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The unravelling of the human genome has been one of the great scientific advances of recent decades. We now know the genetic basis of many aspects of human nature.

Perhaps one day scientists will find a genetic basis for behaviour such as getting drunk, embarrassing ourselves and generally doing annoying stuff.

Well, we can dream. In the meantime, why not just go ahead and blame your DNA for every stupid thing you do?

This T shirt is available to buy in a variety of style and colours for men, women and – of course – kids.

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It’s that time of year again: everywhere you look there are big signs saying “Back to School”. As if it’s something to be happy about.

Buck the trend with this ironic tee design. It rather speaks for itself, doesn’t it? As well as shirts you can also buy it on a badge/button – how about buying a box so everyone in the class can have one?

Available to customise and buy in a variety of colours and sizes for men and women.

And kids.

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If like me you’re a geek of a certain age then you probably spent many hours on text adventure games. In particular Colossal Cave, one of the first to be widely available. I wasted many nights at Uni trying to get through the game.

I still remember much of it clearly – such as the way to kill the dragon. I also remember “A hollow voice says ‘Plugh’”. Well, this tee has the word “Plugh” spelled out in a hollow voice for those in the know.

As always this shirt is available in a variety of sizes and colours for both men and women. You can also buy the design on an anachronistic mousemat.

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